- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Smoke weed till i die nigga

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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