Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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