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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

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