dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Jebron Lames.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

richard is fag

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

why did the man die? he was shot

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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