Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

thumb_up thumb_down -5

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A woman walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops