- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What's half of 8? o

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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