- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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