- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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