- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Chuck Norris.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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