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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

I went to work today....

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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