A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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salad days!

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Trump will make America great again.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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