Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Denard Robinson

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Atheism

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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