There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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hey guys im gay

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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