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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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