What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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