- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

are you saying pam, or pan?

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

^ That's not even funny ^

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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