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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Your moms so old. She might die soon

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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