- Anti Joke

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"