- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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