An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Camerons hair is Curly..

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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