- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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