Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

women's rights, lol

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

I went to work today....

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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