What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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NASCAR

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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... Chan chan

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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