- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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