OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Hello penis

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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