- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

kieran is a homosexual

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

lets bomb africa

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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