- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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