- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

field day?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Guess what? You guessed it.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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