Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

^ That's not even funny ^

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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