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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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