- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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