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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

I went to school. Then I came home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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