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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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