What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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women's rights, lol

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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