- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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