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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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