Micheal Curran...that is all.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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jsahgfvdjfhgdehv? oiyduhgfdushy

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Anti Joke

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