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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

A man died.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

hashtags suck balls

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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