- Anti Joke

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Phew... it's gone.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass