A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

I enjoy Popcorn

No your aunties a joke

A gay man watches football.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Camerons hair is Curly..

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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