What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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