- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

knock knock who's there? your destiny

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Obama = ebola

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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