- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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