Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Oh s***

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A gay man watches football.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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