What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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this is not a drill.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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