What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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This is an anti- joke

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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