How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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