- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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