why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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