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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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read this sentence again.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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