Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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