- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

The government

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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