- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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