- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

360 NO SCOPE

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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