- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

quantum physics?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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