- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's 9+10 Ebola

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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