- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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