- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What's one plus one? two.

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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