- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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