- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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