you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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read this sentence again.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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