-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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