- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What's 2+2? Fish

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Take part of what?

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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