- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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