Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Ily bae

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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