- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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